My Dog Stinks.

Literally.

He smells bad. Not in a "I-need-to-be-washed" kind of way, but a stinky fart kind of way. I know, sick huh?

This rotten beast.

Three nights ago, I made some chocolate chip cookies. I was trying to eat one, and Little C needed me. So not thinking I set it down on the arm of the couch, and went to grab her. I looked back, the cookie had vanished, and Winston was licking his chops. I was kind of freaking out because chocolate is bad for dogs.

I thought for SURE he was going to barf. I watched him for the rest of the night, and he seemed fine. So we went to bed. Queue 5:15 a.m., Winston is whining to go potty. Probably because his tummy is a gross mess from the stupid cookie he ate. He never needs to go potty that early. <---I can't get it to stop highlighting this word...

So I get up, and it smells...it smells so gross. In my daze, I didn't get dressed, and pretty much ran outside in my underwear to take Winston out. Yeah, not my best choice ever, but it was 5:00 in the morning. Who is really out that early to see me creeping through my lawn in my drawers??

I'm hoping no one.

Anyway, I got back in the house, and it smelled like dog vomit to me in our bedroom. So I frantically started searching in the dark, half blind, half asleep, with the light of my cell phone to see if I could find it. Husband is still sleeping soundly at this point as I am traipsing around the bedroom looking for dog vomit. I couldn't find it. But it still just SMELLED.

I let Winston back in, and crawled back in bed.

I could NOT fall back asleep because I kept on getting whiffs of this smell. Anyway...I didn't sleep the rest of the morning, and once it was a little lighter before I headed off to work I checked the bedroom one more time for dog vomit because it STILL smelled.

No luck.

I got to work and text Robby, "So. It smelled REALLY bad in our bedroom this morning"

Husband, "Yeah, I know, it was Winston."

Me, "Did he throw up somewhere???"

Husband, "No, he just had really bad gas."

EWWWWWW. What kind of dog has vomit farts?? Dang animal. I'm pretty sure it's because he ate that cookie, and since then he keeps on having those nasty farts! Ahhhh.

The things I put up with, with that dog.

And then he does this:

And I can't help but love him to pieces.