The Story of Green Shirt Boy

What an..............Ass..............

I'm not only referring to the animal, but your hind quarters as well. The person I'm about to tell you about, is both. So pardon my french. I've actually been calling him another word, but we won't go there. :)

Yesterday evening, before I ventured over to UVU for class I drove over to the Orem Walmart, which is by FAR my LEAST favorite store of all time, to get some new highlighters. I pulled into a spot on the east side of the parking lot, and upon doing so, a woman in a black Escalade next to me nearly slammed her door into the side of my Jeep. No worries, she smiled and waved apologetically. I like Escalade Lady.

This is how the rest of my story goes down:

ME: Get out of my Jeep and start walking away to go into the store. What normal people do...

Green Shirt Boy: Says, "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! Watch the 'Lex' sweetie!!!"

Me: Looking to the left.....Looking to the right....Is this guy talking to me??? (There is no one else around) Now after realizing Green Shirt Boy is indeed speaking to me, I say; "I wasn't even close *******", and walk away.

Green Shirt Boy: Drives away in the precious 'Lex'.

I have made a few assumptions about green shirt boy.
1. Green Shirt Boy is an ass.
2. He thinks his car is so "Spesh" that he needs to prove he's an ass, by calling people out who merely walk by it in his presence.
3. Green Shirt Boy is an ass.
4. Green Shirt Boy is a drama queen.

I have also some recommendations for Green Shirt Boy.
1. Don't bring your precious "Lex" to freaking Orem Walmart. It is in the heart of UVU student mayhem. We're talking reckless, overstimulated, and overworked college students here...Someone is more than likely going to: a) scratch your car b) ding your car , or much much worse....c) walk by your car. [GASP]
2. If you must come to Walmart, park your precious 'Lex' in the BOONIES, so you don't have to "WHOA WHOA!" anyone for walking by the 'Lex'.
3. Settle the Fuzz down Green Shirt Boy.

....I do NOT like Green Shirt Boy.

Who does that?? His Lexus....not even that nice, so much that I didn't even notice it as I was walking by it....I'm not sure what his deal his. But if I come across Green Shirt Boy again, I may just find my keys nonchalantly scratching the paint off his precious "Lex" as I walk by.